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A mother was sitting on the couch reading a book when one of her children
walked up to her and said, “Mummy, why is my name Petal?”
The mother replied, “Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head.”
The next baby walked up and asked, “Mummy why is my name Rose?” she replied,
“Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head.” The last baby walked up to her and said, “BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY.”
The mother replied, “Please be quiet, Fridge.” (www.anyjokes.net)
On another note, here are the PCSO Lotto Results as drawn July 29, 2014.
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The mother replied, “Because when you were born, a petal fell on your head.”
The next baby walked up and asked, “Mummy why is my name Rose?” she replied,
“Because when you were born, a rose fell on your head.” The last baby walked up to her and said, “BLAS CLAFLAS YIFRASSAM TASSM POONNFFFIINRTY.”
The mother replied, “Please be quiet, Fridge.” (www.anyjokes.net)
On another note, here are the PCSO Lotto Results as drawn July 29, 2014.
Lotto Game | Combinations | Draw Date | Jackpot | Winners |
---|---|---|---|---|
Lotto 6/42 | 36-40-04-28-10-33 | 2014-07-29 | 6,718,960.00 | 0 |
6Digit | 8-0-0-5-8-2 | 2014-07-29 | 902,961.90 | 0 |
EZ2 Lotto 11AM | 18-09 | 2014-07-29 | 4,000.00 | 72 |
EZ2 Lotto 4PM | 15-27 | 2014-07-29 | 4,000.00 | 191 |
EZ2 Lotto 9PM | 1-16 | 2014-07-29 | 4,000.00 | 227 |
Swertres Lotto 9PM | 9-1-3 | 2014-07-29 | 4,500.00 | 1113 |
Swertres Lotto 4PM | 7-1-0 | 2014-07-29 | 4,500.00 | 670 |
Swertres Lotto 11AM | 3-2-4 | 2014-07-29 | 4,500.00 | 1065 |
Super Lotto 6/49 | 45-26-35-23-08-01 | 2014-07-29 | 16,000,000.00 | 0 |
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